Archive for the 'colectomy' Category

Numbness

« 3 February 2009 | 22:33 | colectomy, ileostomy, recovery | No Comments »

It’s weird having a spot that doesn’t feel. There’s a spot just below my ostomy on the “inside” (side closest to my belly button) that doesn’t have any feeling. If I push it, I can tell from the pressure change on surrounding parts, but about a 2″ square is still numb. This was explained as [...]



I passed my test!

« 10 January 2009 | 22:01 | colectomy, general, ulcerative colitis | 2 Comments »

Back in November, I had to get my first major “check up” since the surgery back in February to make sure I didn’t have any pre-cancerous stuff going on. I was scheduled to get a flexible sigmoidoscopy. One nice feature of getting a sigmoidoscopy after having a colectomy is that there is no prep. I [...]



My latest check up

« 24 November 2008 | 13:13 | colectomy, general, ostomy care, recovery | No Comments »

On Thursday I went back to OHSU to have my first real check up. I met with the surgeon about 3 months ago, but he didn’t do much besides just talk with me and make sure everything was going well. So on Thursday I went back and got a “flex sig” (flexible sigmoidoscopy).
One aspect of [...]



“Bionic Colon”

« 19 October 2008 | 11:37 | colectomy, general, humor, ostomy bags | 2 Comments »

My wife was talking with her friend a while back about me having another kidney stone (hopefully just a hold over from the Prednisone) and he said something that I just found to be hilarious. He asked her something like “isn’t he like bionic elimination man?” I thought that was great. I’ve humorously used “prosthetic [...]



Goat Intestine

« 25 August 2008 | 9:00 | colectomy, humor | No Comments »

A while back my wife and I were joking about intestinal transplants. She has goats that she milks and a couple of them were butchered, so she was offering me goat intestines as a replacement for my missing colon. It was actually quite funny and I’ve had it on my list of things to blog [...]



Beans, Beans, the magical fruit…no longer

« 17 June 2008 | 9:00 | colectomy, food, ileostomy | No Comments »

The nice thing about not having a colon is that eating beans isn’t a problem. I just thought of this the other day when we were having beans. They don’t have time to sit there and ferment. No farting. I’ve never had much of a problem with beans before, especially the last few years of [...]



Sitting down to pee

« 10 June 2008 | 9:00 | colectomy, ileostomy | No Comments »

This isn’t really an issue for women, but for a guy it might be something to listen to.
For the last several years of having UC, I was going to the bathroom often, so I would just sit down and any pee that I had stored up would come out. It wasn’t much as I was [...]



Hot flashes

« 10 June 2008 | 9:00 | colectomy, ileostomy, recovery | No Comments »

I know it’s weird for a twenty-five year old male to have hot flashes. But a couple of weeks ago (about two months after my surgery), I started having these periods where I would just have to stop and wait for a minute while whatever mental thing it was passed. When it first started, these [...]



Beginning a new blog

« 18 May 2008 | 21:08 | colectomy, family, general, ileostomy, ulcerative colitis | 1 Comment »

Welcome to OstomyMan.com. My name is Jared and I’m just getting started on this blog. I had Ulcerative Colitis for nearly a decade before I decided to have a colectomy and an ileostomy. While I had Ulcerative Colitis, I can honestly say that I tried just about everything to get and keep it under control. [...]